I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
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He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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