Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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