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I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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