I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
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With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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