if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She announced her abortion via fbk
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
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