I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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