Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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