areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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