I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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