your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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