Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Randomize