so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
