I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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