what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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