i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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