She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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