yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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