So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
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Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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