he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
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I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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