Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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