So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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