oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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