Only a mothe r could love this liver
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
All I want is dick and wine.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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