what day is it and did you see me today?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize