He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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