I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
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You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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