anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I can't turn off my feet"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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