i just google imaged poop.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon