Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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