check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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