Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
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apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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