I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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