I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
