The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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