I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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