Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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