so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I think im going to throw up on grandma
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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