but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I need to sanitize my soul.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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