what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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