Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Randomize
