He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
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Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
dude. I can hear the air.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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