I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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