It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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