what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
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we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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