P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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