i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
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best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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