i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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