My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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