i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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