I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
false alarm. still invincible.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Drunk is a universal language darling
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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