Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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