Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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