I'm really into asian looking animals
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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