I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
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