His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
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He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting