i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.