I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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